DON’T GET EVEN, GET AHEAD!

Insulted Intern: My boss makes inappropriate comments about me all the time, calling me things like "a sexy bitch" and refers to my 'you know what's' a nice hooters.' What a total dirtbag, right? And him with a wife and kids at home, too. If I had just one word to describe him, it would be 'dirtbag'. Now he's got one.

Saturday School Girl: Some girl I go to school with is always picking on me and how I dress, and how I look, and she's no beauty herself. sHe makes tears me up and makes me feel low about myself, so I wanted to demean her so I sent her a DirtBag. I'm not going to tell her, she'll just have to guess.

Cheating Spouse: I went to my favorite restaurant and the Mat re 'D told me he saw my wife and best friend having an intimate dinner. She was supposed to be out of town. My best friend was out of work so I let him live with my wife and me. Now he's in my bed and I'm out. I'm sending both of them a Dirt Bag, today.

Pissed at the Pub: Recently this new guy started working at my local pub. of all the nerve...on his first day he turned off the football for some ;reality show;. I sent him a dirtbag at the bar. Everyone was starring at him, it was all I could do to keep from laughing. He got what he had coming to him. THis guy's a dirtbag and needed to know it!

Foiled and Frustrated: I found sending a dirt bag the perfect solution for my situation. I had been working my charms on this girl I like and she was starting to respond. Then, this jerk I knows goes and tells her that I am gearing up to ask her out. I'm sure she was embarrassed about it and now she won't even make eye contact with me. Where does he get off? The guy is a dirtbag, so I sent him one.

Offended at the Office: Some people at work can get so absorbed in themselves that they forget what it means to be civil. It's maddening when people take themselves too seriously . I decided to send dirtbags to all of them and see what their reaction would be. Thinking about it makes me stop and laugh every now and then.

Ready for Revenge: I was so annoyed by daily indignations at the office that I dreamed of doing something like this, and now it's here. Sendadirtbag is so easy and best of all; I don't have to spend a lot of time or money. I love the idea of doing all of my revenge through the Internet. This is exactly what I've been looking for!"

Politician: Our Councilperson keeps talking about bettering the quality of life in my town. However taxes keep going up, services decrease, and garbage ia all over the streets. And now THEY are driving a brand new Mercedes. Where's the money going? What a Dirtbag, I'm mailing them one TODAY.

Lawyer: I went to family court the other day. My lawyer says "dont' worry about it" He didn't even know my name, as he took out his yellow pad." I ended up paying more moeny and now have even less time with my family. I am sending him a Dirt Bag, today.

Priest: A man of God listens to my sins, and councils me on what's right or wrong. He now drives a fancy new car, and was seen leaving a hotel room with another person, who is not a person of God. What's wrong with this picture, he is a dirtbag, and I am sending him one.