DON’T GET EVEN, GET AHEAD!

1.Their bar tab is more than their annual income.

2.They brought a spittoon to their wedding.

3.Everyone groans in agony when they walk in the room.

4.They're a politician and your own political party petitioned to have you impeached.

5.The local paper has a weekly section for them in the police report.

6.People can't watch them eat without gagging.

7.They honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and tongue gestures.

8.They consider "Biker Chicks" deep reading.

9.Their most commonly used phrase is "What the hell are you looking at?"

10.They can relate anything back to your own privates.

11.Their kids are named “Tastesgreat” and “Less Filling”.

12.They have 10 favorite insults and try to use them everyday.

13.They know which magazines to use as toilet paper.

14.They believe all women secretly worship You.

15.No one bothers to ask them what their thoughts are about anything.